Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi
snarfalarkus:
pam’s got the right idea

(Source: devoureth, via al00f)
oh
an-erect-penis:
perlahaha:

hey baby,
if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
… naturally.
as long as you’re not ‘a minor’
(via alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal)